Porn Selections

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Problems With Porn

The problems with porn are numerous, despite what this week's post may seem to say. My biggest problem with porn is the mechanical nature of it all. It's always some skinny, hairless, faked tittied, primped and pluck white woman/man getting impaled by some uber muscular, hairless, stoic, big dicked, fuck machine. That is not sex. No sex is like mainstream porn. I wouldn't have a problem with type of porn being popular if people really had an option.

It takes a lot of work to find good porn, trust me. In prep for this weeks post I poured through hundreds of hours of porn to find you guys some funny and sexy scenes. There is no directory for porn, no billboard charts, no Porn Entertainment Weekly Magazine so porn production companies can get away with literally producing the same films, and re-releasing the same scenes over and over again.

For the sake of openness I will say that my favorite porn, right now, is usually what Treasure Island Media is making. I do often prefer more raunchy porn, to live out whatever fantasies I am not okay with doing in real life.

What's wrong with watching the Barbie dolls having sex? People look to media to be a role model for the things they should be doing, whether they know it or not. When people see these things that think maybe I should be having sex like that, but they can't no one can. When this happens people get discouraged and grow a bad disposition toward sex. This is never a good thing.

We need to make sure  that our expectations are actually possible. Recognizing that porn, like every other media, is in the business of making money the easiest and most reliable way possible. Universally, that would mean finding a formula that works and repeating it.

Therefore making these cookie cutter videos, in cookie cutter rooms, with cookie cutter models would be a good idea, right? Wrong. Let us not forget a group of companies... The Big 3. GM, Ford, Daimler Chrysler all did what the porn industry is doing now. They rested on their laurels, and are now in financial trouble. Companies are folding left and right, print magazines are burning to the ground. Unless they do the right things the industry will be brought to it's knees, and I needs mah internet pornz!

End Rant.

What do you think of all this craziness? Let me know in the comments below.

Pr0n 2: Leagacy

So the biggest question I received after the last porn post was, "Where do I get good and/or free porn?" Well Let me answer your question the best way I know how.  Steal it. Let me explain.

Every industry eventually gives in to will of the people.  Music, movies and print media all have moved online and are making steps to be the flush out their new business models. Porn, on the other hand, has not. Porn has become a formulaic, stagnant, waxed barbie doll. It has lost a lot of the charm it once had. So until the porn industry get off it ass and fixes itself I will be not paying for anything they make. I encourage you to join me. One thing I should add is there are plenty of people put there doing good work, and if you come across one of them please pay them. Buy and buy until you have carpal tunnel. We need to support the good ones.

Web sites like xTube, Porn Tube, and YouPorn all serve up free amateur porn free of charge. If you prefer better production values like I do and do not want to wade through the garbage, visit a torrent site. 

• The Pirate Bay
• Demonoid
• Gaytorrent
• Extratorrent
• Porn Evo
• Porn Bay

All of these will have tons and tons of porn. Gaytorrent and Demonoid are both private trackers and will require an invite or open registration. The rest of these sites are free and open to anybody who wants them. Gaytorrent, as the name suggests is strictly for gay male porn. If you already like a pay site but can't buy it or whatever you could always use the pay sites to find porn you want to download from the torrent sites.

I understand that there are people who would be against using torrents.  So, when it comes to paid sites, only would use TLA. They cater to gay men and women as well as straight men and women. 

Straight women are a totally different breed when it comes to porn. They are more likely to enjoy erotica, and a more sensous porn experience overall (Try this too). (Click on the underlined words to visit their sites.)

I know that I have excluded porn featuring transgendered persons. This is a factor of that I have no idea of what they may look for in their pornography. It is one of my many wants in life to have a friend that is transgendered. I have so many questions.  If you are transgendered and have any insight or not and would just like to add your thoughts or suggestions leave a comment below, send me a email to ltasexinfo@gmail.com, or get me on Twitter @ltasex.

Porn: Who's Watching

Pr0n

The internet was made for it. Your dad probably hid it in the garage. You are less than 5 clicks away from your own personal stash. I'm talking about the wonderful invention of PORN!

 

I love porn. You love porn. We all love porn.  Wait, you say you've never watched porn before? Stop to lying to yourself. You've stared at the David Beckham for Calvin Klein underwear ads. You've gawked at the sopping wet shirtless underage (at the time) piece muscular man meat Taylor Lautner in New Moon.  Hell you've walked in on your brother sneaking to watch Girls Gone Wild. You've seen porn and it is okay if you didn't like it. However you shouldn't be ashamed if you did.

Porn is a outrageously large business with annual worldwide sales of $97.06 BILLION.  This level of revenue is more than the annual revenue of Microsoft, Google, Amazon, eBay, Yahoo!, Apple, Netflix and EarthLink combined. Our age range (18-34) makes up 60% of all internet porn and adult searches. The searches are evenly distributed between males and females.

In light of these stats can we just agree to lay off of porn. Porn get's a bad enough wrap in the media. Everyday it seems a new celebrity is labeled as a sex or porn addict. Mel B, Bill Clinton, Michael Douglas, Magic Johnson, Tiger Woods, David Duchovny, Jack Nicholson, Britney Spears, Charlie Sheen, Amy Winehouse, Robbie Williams, George Michael, Eric Benet, Colin Farrel, Tommy Lee, Billy Bob Thornton, Tom Sizemore, and Jesse James have all been labeled as a sick porn addict.  Most of these people where just unfortunate victims of unscrupulous sex partners or sneaky people who kept the semen stained dress (gross).

It is unfair to assume that porn is such a terrible activity. Porn has never been linked to causing sexual crimes. Porn has never been linked to causing addiction. Porn has never been linked to causing sexual deviance. Porn has however been linked to stress release. Porn has been shown to have only a temporary effect on the brain but it is no more than that of any other sexually suggestive image.

Do not take the former paragraph to mean that there is no risk involved with watching porn. There are people who will go overboard with anything. People have played WoW to death. People have died of water intoxication. People have ballooned to 1400lbs. It's all about responsibility of self.

Next post we will go into the world of porn. I will put up a few clips, everyone will have a good wank and life will move on. I want to know what you guys think about porn, love it, hate it, watching it now. Leave a comment below, send me a email: ltasexinfo@gmail.com, and on Twitter @ltasex

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Vagina

Vulva

It Was Just A Titty

As is apt to happen, societies boundaries for obscenity sway back and forth on a spectrum. Right now, in America, we are definitely within an period of conservative moralities. To illustrate, I would like to turn your attention to the event know as Nipplegate.  In 2004, the NFL hired Justin Timberlake and Janet Jackson to perform in their annual Super Bowl Half-Time Show. Long story short, she showed a titty for 1.87 seconds and the universe split in two.  Planes crashed from the sky, viewers eyeballs melted from their sockets, acid rained from the skies, every viewer who saw it was confused, and I moved on.

Apparently my sentiments were not mirrored by the rest of my country. Immediately and continuously, for the next few weeks, I could not turn on the TV without being subjected to Janet Jackson's sun burst clad tit preceded by a "What you are about to see may be very offensive, parents your discretion is advised" warning.  Which was succeeded by a slow motion replay and the sounds of the men of America wanking fervently.  Lotions sales and carpal tunnel injuries skyrocketed!  Both Janet and Justin apologized profusely, as well as MTV, the NFL, and CBS all issuing formal statements on the matter.  CBS was fined $550,000 by the FCC for that 1.87 seconds of pop superstar melon.

Time moved on and the event now dubbed Nipplegate, as all salacious "news" stories do, fell from public concern. During the ensuing six years, the FCC court case against CBS and Janet Jackson has raged on. You read that right, for 1.87 SECONDS of sweater puppet, we have spent SIX YEARS or 189,216,000 SECONDS trying to get what feels like revenge. The ridiculousness of this situation seems to have flown over the heads of the Supreme Court. Just last week our lovely Justices asked that the $550,000 fine be reinstated after it had initially been dismissed for being "arbitrary and capricious."

This whole situation is ludicrous. I understand that, at the time, what occurred was scandalous and who doesn't love scandal. At this point, however, we should just cut our losses. I do not want another dime of my tax money being shoveled into the flames under the guise of decency. Do you know what would be decent? At the risk of sounding like a hippie, what would be decent is if we could all just chill fuck out.  The human body is not indecent. Everyone shares the same parts. In baring her chest, Ms. Jackson did is what numerous men are allowed to do on a daily basis, without fear of reprimand.    

I say all of this to say that, while I respect the ebb and flow of cultural standards, there has to be a standard to which we allow ourselves to be consumed with "protecting" the children from the breast. It's unreasonable to think that a child would not need to be exposed to what equates to the VMA's red carpet.

MTV was not fined for either of these famous ensembles, both of which are more sexually suggestive than Janet's "wardrobe malfunction". Even with the pure grace and elegance Lil' Kim is displaying with these couture choices, I am more offended by her her plastic surgeons complete and utter disregard for symmetry than the fact that she is displaying them.

We do not need regulations for what can be shown on television because that does not and will not work. We do need to erect a better system. One that is standard across all media platforms and serves only to inform consumers of the content held within. We need a better way. It is not going to happen on it's own.  We need to force it. Why should those that only seek to return us to the not so good ol' days be the only ones heard? 

I want to know what you think. Leave a comment below, email your comments to ltasexinfo@gmail.com or reach us on Twitter @ltasex

If You Don't Learn About Your Pussy, This May Happen To YOU!

Yes this is a vagina, infected with chlamydia... go see a doctor.

Legends of the Hidden Temple

Pussy, cunt, kitty box, honey pot, snatch, axe wound, bearded clam, bearded oyster, beaver, beef curtain, box, bread, buju, puss puss, tiffany, candy land, chocha, cha-cha, coochie, cooter, fanny, pink taco, fuck hole, fur burger, putang pie,  padussy, hooter, kitty, muff, nookie, muffin, poon, poontang, poonani, boxed lunch, trim, the promised land, twat, vag, vajayjay. What ever you call it, it's a vagina and you need to get to know it.

For a lot of women the vagina is a scary mystical place where little elves roam and fantastic and deadly beast lay. In reality it is just another part of your body. It just so happens that with a little effort your vagina can make you feel really good. With even less effort it can make someone else feel just as good. So let's explore your pussies and find out what makes them tick.

Below is a medical diagram of what a vagina looks like.

 And here is what real vagina looks like...

Looking at that, it is easy to see how some women might be like, "Oh hell no". Here is a simple version of what you need to know.

• Vulva - All of the genitalia outside the body.
• Labia - Two pairs of "lips", majora (outter) and minora (inner), that are like a door to the vagina
• Clitoris - A piece of erectile tissue at the top most part of the vulva, very sensitive to stimulation because it is filled with nerve endings. It is protected by the clitoral hood.
• Vagina - A body cavity that is a highly flexible and muscle bound. The outer 1-2in is sensitive to touch, but the inner 2-4in is not as sensitive but can feel pressure.
• G-Spot - Tightly bound fibrous tissue that can be stimulated for pleasurable sensations. As it stands there is STILL lots of debate about the purpose of the g-spot, if it really exists. So I asked a OB/GYN and she said, "Yes, the g-spot exists. No, we are not 100% sure on its purpose. Until we figure it out, I will continue to use it for many fun things lol." Yes she did say,"lol".

It's not really all that complex. However it is really boss to see how it all works together. We'll cover that later. Now that you know what's going on outside, you should find out what's going on inside.

Here's what  you need to know about this part.

• Ovaries - These are two little sacs that produce eggs and they produce  estrogen and progesterone
• Fallopian tubes - Tubes that connect to the uterus and are used to move the eggs into the uterus
• Uterus - This is a sex organ that reacts to the hormones produced by the body. It's main purpose when you're not pregnant is to be ready to hold a baby when you are. It is essential for sex because it directs blood flow to your pelvic area
• Endometrium - The blood and nutrient rich inner layer of the uterus. This is what is expelled during your period.
• Myometrium - The middle layer of the uterus, it's mainly muscle. This contacts to expel the endometrium during menstruation and helps push a baby during birth.
• Cervix - Entrance to the uterus. Closes when pregnant, convulses during orgasm, opens during menstruation. 

One more thing, and this I think is kinda cool. During sex the uterus is pushed up and out of the way. During orgasm the cervix convulses and opens to all gather the semen, increasing the chances of conceiving. Just a random thing, but I think is so freaking cool.

So that is what you've got going on down there. I suggest you take some alone time with a mirror and your fingers to get to know what yours looks and feels like. Get to know what your pussy. How else will you know what you like, or don't and what the status quo is for you. Even though you see these diagrams everyone's cunt is different. They're like snowflakes, lol.

What's yours like? Let me know, leave a comment below, email me ltasexinfo@gmail.com or find me on Facebook: Let's Talk About Sex and Twitter @LTASex