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Friday Advice: The Motion In The Ocean

I got an email today that asked what is the normal penis size.  So I thought why not make it a full post.

It is a age old question. Is it the size of the ship or the motion in the ocean? Personally I would rather have Pinky and a Brain rather than a Rocky and Bullwinkle, if you know what I mean. I know, as you should as well, that the brain is the biggest sex organ and stimulation of my mind is a must. That is just my opinion and I am sure the multitude of websites and Enzyte commercials would beg to differ. They would have you to believe that if you dick is not 28" with a raging erection at all times then there is something effed up about what you've got going on. The facts, however are not nearly as ridiculous. Fellas grab that tape measure from the night stand... don't worry I'll wait.

The average erect penis is actually about 5.1 to 6.0 inches long and about 4.85in around. Understand that the vaginal canal which goes from the labia minora to the cervix in a woman that is aroused is about 5 to 7 inches. Meaning if you thought having that 28" raging hard on was a good thing, you are wrong. As anyone woman will tell you, your penis stabbing her cervix is not even remotely pleasurable and the mouth can only open so wide. That doesn't mean if your penis is above 6in that you are some kind of freak, there are tons of people who prefer a larger penis.

Thanks for your insight Lady Gaga.

Sure you see a video like that and think ZOMG WTF FML, but really come on. We all know that sex is not all wrapped up in the penis, and if you think it is read this. 

If you feel that you are inadequate, ask you partner how they feel. If your partner says your penis is plenty, then take that to be the truth. If your partner says that you are inadequate, then one he/she is a douche for letting you continue to do a lackluster job and two it think T-Boz of the famed R&B group TLC said it best in their hit song 'Girl Talk', "If you ain't swinging, jut put your tongue in it."... or around it or on it, what ever "it" may be. Take some time to learn what you can do to please your partner(s). I am sure that if they don't know you can have one hell of a time figuring it out together.

Look forward to next week when we talk about non-penetrative sex,  foreplay, and erogenous zones. For more info on penis size visit Wikipedia