Wednesday, April 21, 2010

From Miley To Paris

Apparently you guys are are a bunch of exhibitionists! Good stuff!  Well since you've asked here you go. As a follow up to the sexting post, here is a survivor's guide to video recording your sex life. 
So you want to tape yourself having sex? Well you're not alone. Millions of Americans just like you pull out their cell phones or or their Flip video camera and call action of their intimate moments. Then "OH NO! They took my LapTop."
What do you do? Well at this point there is nothing you can do. Which is why you should be doing things before.
  1. Get Lo Jack! For an annual $40 fee you get peace of mind. LoJack can track your laptop or desktop, remotely delete your data, and contact law enforcement. Yeah... I don't have it but now I'm sold!
  2. Lock Your Private Data. Both Windows Vista, 7, XP and MacOS all have security features to password protect your private data.
  3. Keep you video off your portable devices. It is so easy for someone to pocket your new Kodak Zi8 HD that your Girlfriend got you for your special birthday sex exploits. It is also easy for them to then take that and upload it to XTube without you ever even knowing.
Of course these tips are for those who don't want to have their private moments distributed. If you do want your moments distributed throw DVDs out the window for all I care. 

Oh one little anecdote, new video recoding devices are in HD. This means that every nook and cranny will be shown in clear crisp 1080p. 
  1. Make sure the lights are on. 
  2. Use dark bedding if you are fairer skinned and lighter bedding if you are darker skinned. 
  3. Make sure you are vocal, but only if it's real.
  4. Get a tripod. No one, not even you wants to see a Cloverfield style porno.
  5. Please don't rotate the camera. TVs, computer screens, and camcorders are made a certain way for a reason!
Use these tips and your own discretion and you can navigate the digital waters with ease.

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