Porn: Who's Watching

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The internet was made for it. Your dad probably hid it in the garage. You are less than 5 clicks away from your own personal stash. I'm talking about the wonderful invention of PORN!

 

I love porn. You love porn. We all love porn.  Wait, you say you've never watched porn before? Stop to lying to yourself. You've stared at the David Beckham for Calvin Klein underwear ads. You've gawked at the sopping wet shirtless underage (at the time) piece muscular man meat Taylor Lautner in New Moon.  Hell you've walked in on your brother sneaking to watch Girls Gone Wild. You've seen porn and it is okay if you didn't like it. However you shouldn't be ashamed if you did.

Porn is a outrageously large business with annual worldwide sales of $97.06 BILLION.  This level of revenue is more than the annual revenue of Microsoft, Google, Amazon, eBay, Yahoo!, Apple, Netflix and EarthLink combined. Our age range (18-34) makes up 60% of all internet porn and adult searches. The searches are evenly distributed between males and females.

In light of these stats can we just agree to lay off of porn. Porn get's a bad enough wrap in the media. Everyday it seems a new celebrity is labeled as a sex or porn addict. Mel B, Bill Clinton, Michael Douglas, Magic Johnson, Tiger Woods, David Duchovny, Jack Nicholson, Britney Spears, Charlie Sheen, Amy Winehouse, Robbie Williams, George Michael, Eric Benet, Colin Farrel, Tommy Lee, Billy Bob Thornton, Tom Sizemore, and Jesse James have all been labeled as a sick porn addict.  Most of these people where just unfortunate victims of unscrupulous sex partners or sneaky people who kept the semen stained dress (gross).

It is unfair to assume that porn is such a terrible activity. Porn has never been linked to causing sexual crimes. Porn has never been linked to causing addiction. Porn has never been linked to causing sexual deviance. Porn has however been linked to stress release. Porn has been shown to have only a temporary effect on the brain but it is no more than that of any other sexually suggestive image.

Do not take the former paragraph to mean that there is no risk involved with watching porn. There are people who will go overboard with anything. People have played WoW to death. People have died of water intoxication. People have ballooned to 1400lbs. It's all about responsibility of self.

Next post we will go into the world of porn. I will put up a few clips, everyone will have a good wank and life will move on. I want to know what you guys think about porn, love it, hate it, watching it now. Leave a comment below, send me a email: ltasexinfo@gmail.com, and on Twitter @ltasex

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Vagina

Vulva

It Was Just A Titty

As is apt to happen, societies boundaries for obscenity sway back and forth on a spectrum. Right now, in America, we are definitely within an period of conservative moralities. To illustrate, I would like to turn your attention to the event know as Nipplegate.  In 2004, the NFL hired Justin Timberlake and Janet Jackson to perform in their annual Super Bowl Half-Time Show. Long story short, she showed a titty for 1.87 seconds and the universe split in two.  Planes crashed from the sky, viewers eyeballs melted from their sockets, acid rained from the skies, every viewer who saw it was confused, and I moved on.

Apparently my sentiments were not mirrored by the rest of my country. Immediately and continuously, for the next few weeks, I could not turn on the TV without being subjected to Janet Jackson's sun burst clad tit preceded by a "What you are about to see may be very offensive, parents your discretion is advised" warning.  Which was succeeded by a slow motion replay and the sounds of the men of America wanking fervently.  Lotions sales and carpal tunnel injuries skyrocketed!  Both Janet and Justin apologized profusely, as well as MTV, the NFL, and CBS all issuing formal statements on the matter.  CBS was fined $550,000 by the FCC for that 1.87 seconds of pop superstar melon.

Time moved on and the event now dubbed Nipplegate, as all salacious "news" stories do, fell from public concern. During the ensuing six years, the FCC court case against CBS and Janet Jackson has raged on. You read that right, for 1.87 SECONDS of sweater puppet, we have spent SIX YEARS or 189,216,000 SECONDS trying to get what feels like revenge. The ridiculousness of this situation seems to have flown over the heads of the Supreme Court. Just last week our lovely Justices asked that the $550,000 fine be reinstated after it had initially been dismissed for being "arbitrary and capricious."

This whole situation is ludicrous. I understand that, at the time, what occurred was scandalous and who doesn't love scandal. At this point, however, we should just cut our losses. I do not want another dime of my tax money being shoveled into the flames under the guise of decency. Do you know what would be decent? At the risk of sounding like a hippie, what would be decent is if we could all just chill fuck out.  The human body is not indecent. Everyone shares the same parts. In baring her chest, Ms. Jackson did is what numerous men are allowed to do on a daily basis, without fear of reprimand.    

I say all of this to say that, while I respect the ebb and flow of cultural standards, there has to be a standard to which we allow ourselves to be consumed with "protecting" the children from the breast. It's unreasonable to think that a child would not need to be exposed to what equates to the VMA's red carpet.

MTV was not fined for either of these famous ensembles, both of which are more sexually suggestive than Janet's "wardrobe malfunction". Even with the pure grace and elegance Lil' Kim is displaying with these couture choices, I am more offended by her her plastic surgeons complete and utter disregard for symmetry than the fact that she is displaying them.

We do not need regulations for what can be shown on television because that does not and will not work. We do need to erect a better system. One that is standard across all media platforms and serves only to inform consumers of the content held within. We need a better way. It is not going to happen on it's own.  We need to force it. Why should those that only seek to return us to the not so good ol' days be the only ones heard? 

I want to know what you think. Leave a comment below, email your comments to ltasexinfo@gmail.com or reach us on Twitter @ltasex

If You Don't Learn About Your Pussy, This May Happen To YOU!

Yes this is a vagina, infected with chlamydia... go see a doctor.

Legends of the Hidden Temple

Pussy, cunt, kitty box, honey pot, snatch, axe wound, bearded clam, bearded oyster, beaver, beef curtain, box, bread, buju, puss puss, tiffany, candy land, chocha, cha-cha, coochie, cooter, fanny, pink taco, fuck hole, fur burger, putang pie,  padussy, hooter, kitty, muff, nookie, muffin, poon, poontang, poonani, boxed lunch, trim, the promised land, twat, vag, vajayjay. What ever you call it, it's a vagina and you need to get to know it.

For a lot of women the vagina is a scary mystical place where little elves roam and fantastic and deadly beast lay. In reality it is just another part of your body. It just so happens that with a little effort your vagina can make you feel really good. With even less effort it can make someone else feel just as good. So let's explore your pussies and find out what makes them tick.

Below is a medical diagram of what a vagina looks like.

 And here is what real vagina looks like...

Looking at that, it is easy to see how some women might be like, "Oh hell no". Here is a simple version of what you need to know.

• Vulva - All of the genitalia outside the body.
• Labia - Two pairs of "lips", majora (outter) and minora (inner), that are like a door to the vagina
• Clitoris - A piece of erectile tissue at the top most part of the vulva, very sensitive to stimulation because it is filled with nerve endings. It is protected by the clitoral hood.
• Vagina - A body cavity that is a highly flexible and muscle bound. The outer 1-2in is sensitive to touch, but the inner 2-4in is not as sensitive but can feel pressure.
• G-Spot - Tightly bound fibrous tissue that can be stimulated for pleasurable sensations. As it stands there is STILL lots of debate about the purpose of the g-spot, if it really exists. So I asked a OB/GYN and she said, "Yes, the g-spot exists. No, we are not 100% sure on its purpose. Until we figure it out, I will continue to use it for many fun things lol." Yes she did say,"lol".

It's not really all that complex. However it is really boss to see how it all works together. We'll cover that later. Now that you know what's going on outside, you should find out what's going on inside.

Here's what  you need to know about this part.

• Ovaries - These are two little sacs that produce eggs and they produce  estrogen and progesterone
• Fallopian tubes - Tubes that connect to the uterus and are used to move the eggs into the uterus
• Uterus - This is a sex organ that reacts to the hormones produced by the body. It's main purpose when you're not pregnant is to be ready to hold a baby when you are. It is essential for sex because it directs blood flow to your pelvic area
• Endometrium - The blood and nutrient rich inner layer of the uterus. This is what is expelled during your period.
• Myometrium - The middle layer of the uterus, it's mainly muscle. This contacts to expel the endometrium during menstruation and helps push a baby during birth.
• Cervix - Entrance to the uterus. Closes when pregnant, convulses during orgasm, opens during menstruation. 

One more thing, and this I think is kinda cool. During sex the uterus is pushed up and out of the way. During orgasm the cervix convulses and opens to all gather the semen, increasing the chances of conceiving. Just a random thing, but I think is so freaking cool.

So that is what you've got going on down there. I suggest you take some alone time with a mirror and your fingers to get to know what yours looks and feels like. Get to know what your pussy. How else will you know what you like, or don't and what the status quo is for you. Even though you see these diagrams everyone's cunt is different. They're like snowflakes, lol.

What's yours like? Let me know, leave a comment below, email me ltasexinfo@gmail.com or find me on Facebook: Let's Talk About Sex and Twitter @LTASex

Harry Twater and the Facts of the Female Orgasm

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This entire week is going to be dedicated to the Female of our species. We are going to cover everything from breast size to their hopes and dreams. Enjoy. Oh yes this article is a re-gendered version of the male one. That was done to illustrate the similarity of experiences between the genders.

So where to we start? I think we should start with what makes a female. Technically a female human must have ovaries at birth. This does not take into account the social aspects of what defines a human female. This is what we are going to explore.

You've heard the adage you're born female, you become a woman. This is absolutely true. From birth females are bombarded with images of what a proper woman should be. The pressures are from our parents, media, and other children. It is impossible to escape the gender molding. This is not necessarily a bad thing as for a lot children being "normal" is a major priority.  Without these norms we would not have that social safety.

Eventually all females go through puberty, and develop all the secondary sex characteristics normally associated with being a woman. These include breasts and wider hips. In general, by end of puberty, around age 16, females have developed their idea of self. This includes their idea of where we fit into their gender and how that gender identity fits into their sexuality. 

For heterosexual women, falling into a submissive/feminine social role comes easily. This is an effect of the intragender and romantic interactions that have allowed for a assisted growth of self.  Those heterosexual women who fall into a more dominant and or masculine gender role may have difficulty adjusting to the expected roles of her gender.


For homosexual women this development is often retarded by a lack of proper role models and romantic relationships. Therefore it is often a lot harder for them to develop a solid and polar gender role, like their heterosexual counter parts. This often leads into the same issues of heterosexual women with a dominant/masculine identity in terms of social guidelines.

Some of the social traits traditionally expected of women include: physical weakness, mental strength, emotional expressiveness if not instability, modesty, financial insecurity, domestic excellence, physical attractiveness, and sexual discrimination. In recent years these have changed. All of these are in comparison to the male human and do alter with age. More than with males these requirements have become flexible. Many social changes in the past 50 years have made it more acceptable to break these guidelines.

As a product of the expectations placed on females, most women have not reached their sexually potential and often do not feel empowered enough to explore their own sexuality. In the next article we will explore that, and find ways in which women can express their sexuality without fear.

Pussy Power

Last weeks Penispalooza was quite well received, so this week we are going over the the other side. We will be munching rug this week, I have a feeling we'll like it. So let's go!



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