Harry Twater and the Facts of the Female Orgasm

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This entire week is going to be dedicated to the Female of our species. We are going to cover everything from breast size to their hopes and dreams. Enjoy. Oh yes this article is a re-gendered version of the male one. That was done to illustrate the similarity of experiences between the genders.

So where to we start? I think we should start with what makes a female. Technically a female human must have ovaries at birth. This does not take into account the social aspects of what defines a human female. This is what we are going to explore.

You've heard the adage you're born female, you become a woman. This is absolutely true. From birth females are bombarded with images of what a proper woman should be. The pressures are from our parents, media, and other children. It is impossible to escape the gender molding. This is not necessarily a bad thing as for a lot children being "normal" is a major priority.  Without these norms we would not have that social safety.

Eventually all females go through puberty, and develop all the secondary sex characteristics normally associated with being a woman. These include breasts and wider hips. In general, by end of puberty, around age 16, females have developed their idea of self. This includes their idea of where we fit into their gender and how that gender identity fits into their sexuality. 

For heterosexual women, falling into a submissive/feminine social role comes easily. This is an effect of the intragender and romantic interactions that have allowed for a assisted growth of self.  Those heterosexual women who fall into a more dominant and or masculine gender role may have difficulty adjusting to the expected roles of her gender.


For homosexual women this development is often retarded by a lack of proper role models and romantic relationships. Therefore it is often a lot harder for them to develop a solid and polar gender role, like their heterosexual counter parts. This often leads into the same issues of heterosexual women with a dominant/masculine identity in terms of social guidelines.

Some of the social traits traditionally expected of women include: physical weakness, mental strength, emotional expressiveness if not instability, modesty, financial insecurity, domestic excellence, physical attractiveness, and sexual discrimination. In recent years these have changed. All of these are in comparison to the male human and do alter with age. More than with males these requirements have become flexible. Many social changes in the past 50 years have made it more acceptable to break these guidelines.

As a product of the expectations placed on females, most women have not reached their sexually potential and often do not feel empowered enough to explore their own sexuality. In the next article we will explore that, and find ways in which women can express their sexuality without fear.

Pussy Power

Last weeks Penispalooza was quite well received, so this week we are going over the the other side. We will be munching rug this week, I have a feeling we'll like it. So let's go!



I love Alexyss K Tylor.  She is insane. Don't take it seriously.

Rant. Vol II

Ok, for those of you who may not have gathered it yet, I am very opinionated. From time to time there are things that will happen where I can not keep my mouth shut, This is such an occasion. All my rants are off the cuff, and unedited so there may be a few typos but oh well. Let's get started.

This recent wave of southern high school ridiculousness is fucking ridiculous. First Constance McMillen is denied access to her prom, because she wants to bring a female date, now there is another kid, Derrick Martin. The good news is that he is allowed to go to his prom; the bad news is that his parents kicked him out of their house because of “all of the media attention.” Now I am hearing that Amber Duskin, some little Ann Coulter wannabe and a student at Daniels high school, has organized a protest against Daniel.

Amber Duskin claims that she did this because of the media attention as well. In her interview she said, “I don’t believe in going up there and dancing with gay guys like that,” she said. “It’s also not just him bringing a boy. It was bringing all this attention to it.”

Excuse me for pointing this out but, you know what else causes media attention? Giving interviews to the goddamn media! If you want to put out a fire don’t throw your homophobic gasoline on it, unless you are covered in it as well.

Man, I'm just going to say it FUCK HER! I feel so bad for Derrick. I didn't even get to go to any high school dance because I didn't want shit like this to happen. Love and let love people. All these homophobes hiding behind their “attention” shyness get to me like the racists hiding behind their tea and health care.

I hope this all works out in a way that Amber Duskin looks a damn fool. I hope his parents loose the love of their son, because they don't deserve it. My heart goes out to Derrick, Constance and every other kid suffering in silence. This craziness must stop right now.

Penis (Click On The Images To Expand Them)

   

Friday Advice: The Motion In The Ocean

I got an email today that asked what is the normal penis size.  So I thought why not make it a full post.

It is a age old question. Is it the size of the ship or the motion in the ocean? Personally I would rather have Pinky and a Brain rather than a Rocky and Bullwinkle, if you know what I mean. I know, as you should as well, that the brain is the biggest sex organ and stimulation of my mind is a must. That is just my opinion and I am sure the multitude of websites and Enzyte commercials would beg to differ. They would have you to believe that if you dick is not 28" with a raging erection at all times then there is something effed up about what you've got going on. The facts, however are not nearly as ridiculous. Fellas grab that tape measure from the night stand... don't worry I'll wait.

The average erect penis is actually about 5.1 to 6.0 inches long and about 4.85in around. Understand that the vaginal canal which goes from the labia minora to the cervix in a woman that is aroused is about 5 to 7 inches. Meaning if you thought having that 28" raging hard on was a good thing, you are wrong. As anyone woman will tell you, your penis stabbing her cervix is not even remotely pleasurable and the mouth can only open so wide. That doesn't mean if your penis is above 6in that you are some kind of freak, there are tons of people who prefer a larger penis.

Thanks for your insight Lady Gaga.

Sure you see a video like that and think ZOMG WTF FML, but really come on. We all know that sex is not all wrapped up in the penis, and if you think it is read this. 

If you feel that you are inadequate, ask you partner how they feel. If your partner says your penis is plenty, then take that to be the truth. If your partner says that you are inadequate, then one he/she is a douche for letting you continue to do a lackluster job and two it think T-Boz of the famed R&B group TLC said it best in their hit song 'Girl Talk', "If you ain't swinging, jut put your tongue in it."... or around it or on it, what ever "it" may be. Take some time to learn what you can do to please your partner(s). I am sure that if they don't know you can have one hell of a time figuring it out together.

Look forward to next week when we talk about non-penetrative sex,  foreplay, and erogenous zones. For more info on penis size visit Wikipedia

Attack of The Killer Kung-Fu Wolf Bitch

                     

I got together a crack team of guys who worked as my panel. We sat down together in the man cave and we had a chat. I posed the question, "Do you think the y chromosome is degrading?" Most of the experts initially replied with, "what?" I further explained that the question simply sought an answer to if men felt that their position in the world is being eliminated or diminished by the increasing social equality of women. Their faces scrunched into origami and braille that read deep of confusion and surprise.

Eventually one of them opened their mouth and began a hour long conversation in which we covered many topics. However the answer to original question one that was not actually with words. It was answered with what my panel did not say. They did not once mentioned they felt encroached upon by womens increasing equality. So what did they say?

They said that sexual harassment cases and gender offense sensitivity were becoming both annoying and ridiculous. A court case against Burger King over referring to their company standard red cleaning cloth as a red rag, and a case against a mall for a Santa Claus saying "Ho ho ho" where both referred to. They all agreed that they sometimes feel uncomfortable in social situation with women, because they fear offending the opposite sex. I found that there was a small bit of resentment in the forced political correctness. This wasn't solely about gender it extrapolated out to other areas of social deviation.

So what does this say about our generation? I would venture to asses that for our generation gender is not as much of a social divider as it once was. Men are not considering their status as man based upon simple social interactions with women. They are probably looking to more academic or intragender competitive activities for that reinforcement. In terms of romantic interactions with women my experts unanimously agreed that they were able to separate their feelings and behaviors from their social interactions.

In summary the war is over, everybody won, we can all go home now. I am not so quick to believe that it is though. Everyone of my geniuses are all college educated, ages 18-26, varying races and social backgrounds. However I have a sneaking suspicion they might not be representative of the general public. So guys what do you have to say? Leave a comment below, email me @LTASEXinfo@gmail.com or on Twitter @ltasex