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Sex Toys 101

Friday Advice: Love Lockdown

Is it wrong to choose to avoid any kind of opportunity to see someone since I have so much trouble with school? I would also like to have a job first and pay my own rent. Lastly I also find it really awkward to have people I'm close to know about my personal life, or anyone really.

Sincerely

Mike K.

Mike,

Let me start by saying you are never wrong when you make decision that only affects yourself. You have the right to do or not do anything you damn well please. That being said,you are wrong. Well, you're wrong in the since of avoiding ALL romantic opportunities until you are living on your own.  

If you had not said "all" I would be 100% on your side. You have got to interact with men/women, what ever your pref, in a romantic way or else you won't learn. You're writing me so I am going to assume you're college age, and college is where you should be making your mistakes and perfecting your seduction and hunting tactics. Once we get to a age where we are financially stable and self sufficient most mates will not be open to helping you catch up. Would you want to date the emotional equivalent of Sarah Palin's Down Syndrome baby? 

Regarding your openness issue, it is ok to have secrets to yourself. However you should take note to the fact that sharing becomes less awkward the more you do it. I suggest you try taking a leap of faith. Hell an easy way to do it would be to simply send your confidant this link, they'll understand.

It seems to me, more than anything, you have some intimacy problems that are connected to your lack of dating and you lack of openness and I wonder if you have many close relationships at all. Regardless (I'm about to get my Oprah on) you really should be opening up and letting people into your world. It is important for all of us to have close relationships that we look to as a study guide for how a good romantic relationship should work. After all a girlfriend/boyfriend is nothing more than a best friend that you can have sex with.

J

From Miley To Paris

Apparently you guys are are a bunch of exhibitionists! Good stuff!  Well since you've asked here you go. As a follow up to the sexting post, here is a survivor's guide to video recording your sex life. 

So you want to tape yourself having sex? Well you're not alone. Millions of Americans just like you pull out their cell phones or or their Flip video camera and call action of their intimate moments. Then "OH NO! They took my LapTop."

What do you do? Well at this point there is nothing you can do. Which is why you should be doing things before.

1. Get Lo Jack! For an annual $40 fee you get peace of mind. LoJack can track your laptop or desktop, remotely delete your data, and contact law enforcement. Yeah... I don't have it but now I'm sold!
2. Lock Your Private Data. Both Windows Vista, 7, XP and MacOS all have security features to password protect your private data.
3. Keep you video off your portable devices. It is so easy for someone to pocket your new Kodak Zi8 HD that your Girlfriend got you for your special birthday sex exploits. It is also easy for them to then take that and upload it to XTube without you ever even knowing.

Of course these tips are for those who don't want to have their private moments distributed. If you do want your moments distributed throw DVDs out the window for all I care. 

Oh one little anecdote, new video recoding devices are in HD. This means that every nook and cranny will be shown in clear crisp 1080p. 

1. Make sure the lights are on. 
2. Use dark bedding if you are fairer skinned and lighter bedding if you are darker skinned. 
3. Make sure you are vocal, but only if it's real.
4. Get a tripod. No one, not even you wants to see a Cloverfield style porno.
5. Please don't rotate the camera. TVs, computer screens, and camcorders are made a certain way for a reason!

Use these tips and your own discretion and you can navigate the digital waters with ease.

Got any tips or tricks for aspiring pornographers? Leave a comment below send an email to ltasexinfo@gmail.com or hit us on twitter @ltasex

Site Updates

So thus far the site is doing well. I have a few steady readers but not a lot. For those few I would just like to say many thanks to you. Thanks for sticking in with me while I work this all out. Running a professional level site is way more work than any other web stuff I have ever done. So here is what is going on I have decided to go to a once weekly posting scheme(usually on a Monday). I have had way to many emails saying that they are missing posts because they are coming too fast, and I am inclined to agree. In April alone there have been 16 posts in 21 days, which is a lot! So that's what's good with that.

Also I will be doing product reviews all summer, so let me know if you see a sex toy want me to review. Lastly I am running out of advice queries so don't forget to send in your relationship/sex advice questions to ltasexinfo@gmail.com so I can feature them on the site. Oh and one last thing, Facebook sucks! They disabed my account and won't say why. So if you want to interact with me become a fan at our new fan page. Link Below.

http://www.facebook.com/pages/Lets-Talk-About-Sex/367652350817?v=wall&viewas=728608968

Ok zat es all me zexy bishes. Oh I lied before this is the last thing. The Monday posts won't go into affect for a little bit. The next 2 weeks still have multi day posts. Also for the future I'm going to experimenting with different styles so I will be needing your feedback people.

Laters
Jason

Famous Sexting Mishaps

Don't Be Like Miley Cyrus

We've all done it. Our significant other texts us something a little dirty and we reply in same. It escalates a little bit, and before you know it you're sending a pic of yourself in a various state of undress. Nothing wrong with that. However the problems arrive at the break up, or the lost phone, or friend nosing in the phone. You're now exposed and left in the open.

You will hear me say that I am against sexting, or expressing your sexuality privately with your partner(s). However there somethings you can do protect yourself in these situations.

1. Obscure or cut off your face. I am sure your partner knows what you look like well enough. Your naughty bits should be enough.
2. Make sure that any identifying marks such as tattoos or scars are not in the shot.
3. Manually delete or lock the photos in the recipients phone. 
4. If you are using a smart phone search for a security app, like TigerText for iPhone.
5. Every cell phone has a security feature that requires a security code for operation.
6. Have a code word to use with your partner(s). You can use it to make sure you are sending the pictures to the right person.

Use these tips along with your own personal discretion and you will be navigate this new technological and sexy world with ease.

Tell us your sexting stories, leave a comment below, email ltasexinfo@gmail.com or on twitter @ltasex

Friday Advice: Miss Cleo Say They Are Full Of Shite

"Some girls say that they can tell a guy has a large penis by: the way he walks, shoe size.ect is a load of bull or do some ppl actually have these magical abilities?"

Rock Lee

Your girlfriends are full of it.  I'm gonna go ahead and give a check list.

• Hands - Did you read Super Head's book? Shaq is supposed to be way below average.
• Feet - I dated a size 17, he had 1.7in
• Car - Some guys just like fast cars.
• Height - See first bullet.
• Income - Nope the poorest guys can have the biggest dicks.
• Ethnicity - See fourth bullet.

I think you get the idea. You may want to ask your friends what they are really attracted to. It may be that your friends, like everyone else, find confident guys more attractive. Confidence is linked to penis size. So it is more than likely your friends are going home with confident guys. However, your friends perception of their partners penis' could be skewed by their level of attraction to the guy.

Most Perfect Penises,

JR

Facebook

So Facebook disable the LTASex page. I'm working on getting it back up. I will update you when something changes.

What is "Sexy"?

I know what you're thinking. You're thinking, "What the hell kind of question is that?", right? So did everyone else I have asked.

Wait, let me go back to the beginning of this whole discussion. After the Porn posts I started receiving emails and tweets talking about how I missed this or that. Somehow in the conversation we got on the topic of good porn and someone said, "as long as the people are sexy I don't care who is in it." To that I replied "what is sexy, to you?" He took a pause and said, "a fat ass." We continued down this road back and forth, sharing what we think is sexy. We never came to a consensus.

So I want to know, "What is sexy?" He're is how I'm going to find out. I am going to conduct a survey. I am going to go straight up scientific method on this. When the survey is finished I will provide the results exclusively here. Look for those in the coming weeks.

In the mean time, I want your ideas on what sexy is. Tell me in the comments below,, email ltasexinfo@gmail.com or on twitter @ltasex

Below is a small gallery of images that I find sexy... just for your enjoyment.