Legends of the Hidden Temple

Pussy, cunt, kitty box, honey pot, snatch, axe wound, bearded clam, bearded oyster, beaver, beef curtain, box, bread, buju, puss puss, tiffany, candy land, chocha, cha-cha, coochie, cooter, fanny, pink taco, fuck hole, fur burger, putang pie,  padussy, hooter, kitty, muff, nookie, muffin, poon, poontang, poonani, boxed lunch, trim, the promised land, twat, vag, vajayjay. What ever you call it, it's a vagina and you need to get to know it.

For a lot of women the vagina is a scary mystical place where little elves roam and fantastic and deadly beast lay. In reality it is just another part of your body. It just so happens that with a little effort your vagina can make you feel really good. With even less effort it can make someone else feel just as good. So let's explore your pussies and find out what makes them tick.

Below is a medical diagram of what a vagina looks like.

 And here is what real vagina looks like...

Looking at that, it is easy to see how some women might be like, "Oh hell no". Here is a simple version of what you need to know.

• Vulva - All of the genitalia outside the body.
• Labia - Two pairs of "lips", majora (outter) and minora (inner), that are like a door to the vagina
• Clitoris - A piece of erectile tissue at the top most part of the vulva, very sensitive to stimulation because it is filled with nerve endings. It is protected by the clitoral hood.
• Vagina - A body cavity that is a highly flexible and muscle bound. The outer 1-2in is sensitive to touch, but the inner 2-4in is not as sensitive but can feel pressure.
• G-Spot - Tightly bound fibrous tissue that can be stimulated for pleasurable sensations. As it stands there is STILL lots of debate about the purpose of the g-spot, if it really exists. So I asked a OB/GYN and she said, "Yes, the g-spot exists. No, we are not 100% sure on its purpose. Until we figure it out, I will continue to use it for many fun things lol." Yes she did say,"lol".

It's not really all that complex. However it is really boss to see how it all works together. We'll cover that later. Now that you know what's going on outside, you should find out what's going on inside.

Here's what  you need to know about this part.

• Ovaries - These are two little sacs that produce eggs and they produce  estrogen and progesterone
• Fallopian tubes - Tubes that connect to the uterus and are used to move the eggs into the uterus
• Uterus - This is a sex organ that reacts to the hormones produced by the body. It's main purpose when you're not pregnant is to be ready to hold a baby when you are. It is essential for sex because it directs blood flow to your pelvic area
• Endometrium - The blood and nutrient rich inner layer of the uterus. This is what is expelled during your period.
• Myometrium - The middle layer of the uterus, it's mainly muscle. This contacts to expel the endometrium during menstruation and helps push a baby during birth.
• Cervix - Entrance to the uterus. Closes when pregnant, convulses during orgasm, opens during menstruation. 

One more thing, and this I think is kinda cool. During sex the uterus is pushed up and out of the way. During orgasm the cervix convulses and opens to all gather the semen, increasing the chances of conceiving. Just a random thing, but I think is so freaking cool.

So that is what you've got going on down there. I suggest you take some alone time with a mirror and your fingers to get to know what yours looks and feels like. Get to know what your pussy. How else will you know what you like, or don't and what the status quo is for you. Even though you see these diagrams everyone's cunt is different. They're like snowflakes, lol.

What's yours like? Let me know, leave a comment below, email me ltasexinfo@gmail.com or find me on Facebook: Let's Talk About Sex and Twitter @LTASex

Harry Twater and the Facts of the Female Orgasm

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This entire week is going to be dedicated to the Female of our species. We are going to cover everything from breast size to their hopes and dreams. Enjoy. Oh yes this article is a re-gendered version of the male one. That was done to illustrate the similarity of experiences between the genders.

So where to we start? I think we should start with what makes a female. Technically a female human must have ovaries at birth. This does not take into account the social aspects of what defines a human female. This is what we are going to explore.

You've heard the adage you're born female, you become a woman. This is absolutely true. From birth females are bombarded with images of what a proper woman should be. The pressures are from our parents, media, and other children. It is impossible to escape the gender molding. This is not necessarily a bad thing as for a lot children being "normal" is a major priority.  Without these norms we would not have that social safety.

Eventually all females go through puberty, and develop all the secondary sex characteristics normally associated with being a woman. These include breasts and wider hips. In general, by end of puberty, around age 16, females have developed their idea of self. This includes their idea of where we fit into their gender and how that gender identity fits into their sexuality. 

For heterosexual women, falling into a submissive/feminine social role comes easily. This is an effect of the intragender and romantic interactions that have allowed for a assisted growth of self.  Those heterosexual women who fall into a more dominant and or masculine gender role may have difficulty adjusting to the expected roles of her gender.


For homosexual women this development is often retarded by a lack of proper role models and romantic relationships. Therefore it is often a lot harder for them to develop a solid and polar gender role, like their heterosexual counter parts. This often leads into the same issues of heterosexual women with a dominant/masculine identity in terms of social guidelines.

Some of the social traits traditionally expected of women include: physical weakness, mental strength, emotional expressiveness if not instability, modesty, financial insecurity, domestic excellence, physical attractiveness, and sexual discrimination. In recent years these have changed. All of these are in comparison to the male human and do alter with age. More than with males these requirements have become flexible. Many social changes in the past 50 years have made it more acceptable to break these guidelines.

As a product of the expectations placed on females, most women have not reached their sexually potential and often do not feel empowered enough to explore their own sexuality. In the next article we will explore that, and find ways in which women can express their sexuality without fear.

Pussy Power

Last weeks Penispalooza was quite well received, so this week we are going over the the other side. We will be munching rug this week, I have a feeling we'll like it. So let's go!



I love Alexyss K Tylor.  She is insane. Don't take it seriously.

Rant. Vol II

Ok, for those of you who may not have gathered it yet, I am very opinionated. From time to time there are things that will happen where I can not keep my mouth shut, This is such an occasion. All my rants are off the cuff, and unedited so there may be a few typos but oh well. Let's get started.

This recent wave of southern high school ridiculousness is fucking ridiculous. First Constance McMillen is denied access to her prom, because she wants to bring a female date, now there is another kid, Derrick Martin. The good news is that he is allowed to go to his prom; the bad news is that his parents kicked him out of their house because of “all of the media attention.” Now I am hearing that Amber Duskin, some little Ann Coulter wannabe and a student at Daniels high school, has organized a protest against Daniel.

Amber Duskin claims that she did this because of the media attention as well. In her interview she said, “I don’t believe in going up there and dancing with gay guys like that,” she said. “It’s also not just him bringing a boy. It was bringing all this attention to it.”

Excuse me for pointing this out but, you know what else causes media attention? Giving interviews to the goddamn media! If you want to put out a fire don’t throw your homophobic gasoline on it, unless you are covered in it as well.

Man, I'm just going to say it FUCK HER! I feel so bad for Derrick. I didn't even get to go to any high school dance because I didn't want shit like this to happen. Love and let love people. All these homophobes hiding behind their “attention” shyness get to me like the racists hiding behind their tea and health care.

I hope this all works out in a way that Amber Duskin looks a damn fool. I hope his parents loose the love of their son, because they don't deserve it. My heart goes out to Derrick, Constance and every other kid suffering in silence. This craziness must stop right now.

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